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Kite / Swear / Repeat | Mastery in Progress

Kite / Swear / Repeat | Mastery in Progress

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Every pilot’s training mantra, immortalized in cotton.

This long-sleeve tee celebrates the art (and agony) of ground handling — because perfect launches are built one swear word at a time. Soft, breathable, and slightly smug, it’s your new go-to for windy fields, coffee runs, or explaining to strangers that “kiting” isn’t about string and paper.

Details That Keep It Flying:

• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (heathers add a hint of polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²) — light enough to kite, thick enough to wipe your tears
• Regular fit with ribbed cuffs
• Pre-shrunk, soft, durable
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced responsibly from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

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So True It Hurts (and Makes Me Laugh)

As every pilot knows, kiting is 50% skill, 50% swearing at your wing — and this design absolutely nails it. My non-flying friends don’t get it, but every pilot I know has already asked where to get one. It’s basically therapy in T-shirt form.