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Kite / Swear / Repeat | Mastery in Progress
Kite / Swear / Repeat | Mastery in Progress
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Every pilot’s training mantra, immortalized in cotton.
This long-sleeve tee celebrates the art (and agony) of ground handling — because perfect launches are built one swear word at a time. Soft, breathable, and slightly smug, it’s your new go-to for windy fields, coffee runs, or explaining to strangers that “kiting” isn’t about string and paper.
Details That Keep It Flying:
• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (heathers add a hint of polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²) — light enough to kite, thick enough to wipe your tears
• Regular fit with ribbed cuffs
• Pre-shrunk, soft, durable
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced responsibly from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

Let customers speak for us
from 5 reviewsSo True It Hurts (and Makes Me Laugh)
As every pilot knows, kiting is 50% skill, 50% swearing at your wing — and this design absolutely nails it. My non-flying friends don’t get it, but every pilot I know has already asked where to get one. It’s basically therapy in T-shirt form.
Hands down the best place to find gifts for paragliding friends. Smart designs, great quality, and you can tell it’s all made by people who actually fly.
Proud addition to my Ozone flight deck! A wink & nod to anyone who knows what “active flying” really means.
Both products arrived within a week. I thought the shipping cost was very fair.
Arrived today and the print quality is great. The T-shirt is softer than I expected and a comfortably slim fit in a medium. Especially appreciate that there’s no itchy tag. Going to be a great holiday gift.