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Ground Wishes / Air Regrets | WHAM! Tee
Ground Wishes / Air Regrets | WHAM! Tee
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A comic-book reminder that judgment is the real lift we fly on.
This tee takes an old pilot proverb and wraps it in retro punch and bright comic energy — not to lecture, but to nod at the quiet calculus every flyer makes at launch. Call it prudence, call it instinct, call it self-preservation dressed as swagger. Whatever you name it, every pilot eventually learns the art of choosing when to fly. Soft, durable, and unmistakably cheeky, this shirt isn’t about fear; it’s about listening to the subtle voice that says: not today — and that’s wisdom, not weakness.
Details that keep it flying:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heathers include polyester)
• 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) lightweight & soft
• Pre-shrunk for consistent fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank components sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

Let customers speak for us
from 5 reviewsSo True It Hurts (and Makes Me Laugh)
As every pilot knows, kiting is 50% skill, 50% swearing at your wing — and this design absolutely nails it. My non-flying friends don’t get it, but every pilot I know has already asked where to get one. It’s basically therapy in T-shirt form.
Hands down the best place to find gifts for paragliding friends. Smart designs, great quality, and you can tell it’s all made by people who actually fly.
Proud addition to my Ozone flight deck! A wink & nod to anyone who knows what “active flying” really means.
Both products arrived within a week. I thought the shipping cost was very fair.
Arrived today and the print quality is great. The T-shirt is softer than I expected and a comfortably slim fit in a medium. Especially appreciate that there’s no itchy tag. Going to be a great holiday gift.